Stu and I are blissfully in love again, well I think we are.
He's been staying with me since the weekend and not just because the boiler's packed in at his flat.

'What body shape would you say you are?' He asked, flicking through a Trinny and Suzannah leaflet I meant to throw away.
'Err, I think I'm a pear shape.'
'What - small boobs, long waist, flat tummy, saddlebags and heavy legs?' He asked reading out the stupid leaflet.
'Oh, I don't know then.'
'I think you're a skittle.'
'A skittle?'
'Average boobs, slim waist, OK tummy, big thighs and chunky calves.'

Brilliant. Thanks Trinny and Suzannah - you really know how to make a lady feel attractive.