Dale (Office Totty) left a choc chip muffin on my desk for me today.
Why did he leave it? Is it a signal, a sign?
He's going to ask me out, I can just feel it.

'Did you get your cake?' He mumbled to me at the coffee machine in the break room.
'Yes... I did.' I flicked my hair over my shoulder and giggled a little too loudly. 'Thanks.'
'Oh don't thank me. Gordon asked me to deliver one to everyone, some form of motivational tactic or something.'
'Oh.' I laughed like a loon. 'Brilliant, just brilliant, ha-ha-ha.'
'Whatever,' he shrugged and stepped away from the psycho.