Dreaded Christmas party tomorrow and I've been rushing round the shops on my lunch break to find the 'perfect' outfit on a budget of zilch.
Gordon announced we were all allowed to leave the office an hour early tomorrow in order to get ready and meet at the bowling alley. Who the hell has a works do at a bowling alley? It appears we do.
He also announced on the next breath that we were all to be in work no later than 9am the next day or heads will roll.
Merry Christmas Gordon!

Other news, I've heard on the grapevine aka myspace - Stu has used the words Lexi, stalker and bunny-boiler in the same sentence.
What's wrong with a few... hundred missed calls on his mobile? Honestly, can't a girl check her ex is OK without being judged?

What is this world coming to? I ask you.